OMG! A Nipple!

Speaking of "whipping one out so the kid can have lunch," there's anger and vituperation flying after a Victoria's Secret store threw a woman out for trying to breast feed.

Considering their philosophy, this shouldn't be surprising.

As anyone who's minutely examined a Victoria's Secret catalog with a powerful magnifying glass can tell you, they mark each piece of gratuitous breastage with the label: "For display purposes only. Not for actual use."


BONUS QUIP:
Since "nursing" is a synonym for breastfeeding, is it any wonder so many men have nurse fantasies?