Why Doesn't It Come "Pre-Slitted?"

I'm making one of those crappy 50¢ pot pies. (Not that 50 Cent. Eminem's protege isn't yet hard up enough to start hawking frozen food. Another film flop like Get Rich Or Die Tryin' and you should be able to purchase "Fi'ty Fish Sticks" at any convenience store near you.)

The instructions say to cut a slit in the top before cooking. I forgot to.

Now I'm pissed. It's the 21st freaking century and I still have to cut my own slit? Why don't these mo-fo's come pre-slit?

Hey, Fi'ty! That's a good catchphrase for you, homie.

"These mo-fo's come pre-slitted." (Huge grin, sell it for the camera, Curtis.)


Word out.

 
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