Love Is The Air
Love is in the air.
I shot the bitch out of a cannon.
Why eat a whole blog when a nibble will do?
I've finally arrived. I'm master of all I survey.
Please, excuse the lack of posts lately. Late one night a dingo crept into camp and carried off my bloggy.
After months of tireless tracking and crawling through underbrush, I've managed to wrest it back.
It's gone a bit wild -- it likes to tear at the raw meat before I can cook and it tends to scratch with its foot -- but overall, I think we're in good shape.
Blogging will now proceed as scheduled.
Sir Peter Maxwell. I've called him "possibly the funniest man on the Internet."
Those who have followed Sir Peter's emergence from shadowy behind the scenes figure to public phenomenon will remember the furor caused a few years ago when he started writing a series of controversial articles. Some even say "the world shook."
Now Sir Peter has ramped up his campaign of shocking revelations and side-splitting* satire by leaping from the computer monitor to your television screen.
Yes, Sir Peter is now a television star.
"Maxwell: Inside the Empire" takes you behind the gates of Sir Peter's Gloucestershire mansion and introduces you to his life and world. You'll get an inside taste of wealth, privilege, aristocracy and how the world is really run, all with as sharp an eye on the funny bone as you will ever find. It's an excellent introduction to this comedy genius.
Right now you can see exclusive free clips from "Maxwell: Inside the Empire" at either SirPeterMaxwell.com or Google Video. I highly recommend you do.
Why are you still reading? Go visit Sir Peter.
No really, what is wrong with you? Don't you know how to take good advice when you hear it?
Oh, for the love of pete, do I have to click the mouse for you? CLICK HERE NOW!
* DISCLAIMER: Neither Sir Peter nor this site are responsible for any actual "side-splitting" that may occur. If you have an impaired sense of humor, please consult with your physician before viewing. There is no truth to the rumor that several people have laughed so hard that actual injury resulted. Your guffaws may vary.
Categories: Entertainment Television TV Humor Humour Sir Peter Maxwell British Humor British Humour Comedy Reality Television Reality TV Documentary Documentaries
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Speaking of "whipping one out so the kid can have lunch," there's anger and vituperation flying after a Victoria's Secret store threw a woman out for trying to breast feed.
So there's this big fuss because Britney Spears was photographed driving with her baby in her lap.