The Man In The Mirror

I was in my bathroom the other day and there was this guy on the other side of some glass and he looked at me and said, "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Is that wrong?

I wouldn't mind so much, but he's all hands.

Mrs. Alito

The news press made much play blasting Democrats about Mrs. Alito crying during her husband's Supreme Court confirmation hearings.

Hey! It was a Republican that made her cry!

Sheesh....

By The Way, These Won't All Be Humorous...

I may have gotten off on the wrong foot, starting with the jokes.

Yes, I'm snarky, but these won't all be humorous.

The consistent factor on this blog is that the entries be short (especially as opposed to my main blog).

Humor, politics, current events, life in general -- i.e., my usual haunts -- are all up for grabs.

This is "Sound Bite Nash." These are hors d'oeuvres. Those looking for something more filling, see the other blog.

And to you in the back who said, "You mean they were already humorous?" Leave. Leave now.

Finally, A Purpose In Life!

"He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for." --Moroccan Proverb

It took nearly 4 decades, but at last I have a purpose in life. After a startling epiphany, I have decided to devote my life to becoming a VJ on MTV-27.

That and nailing Martha Quinn.

(She's still alive, isn't she?)

How To Save $80 On A Radar Detector

Want to know how to save $80 on a radar detector?

Do the speed limit.

Welcome to Nibbles!

Welcome to my new blog: "Nibbles."

This blog will have short or extremely short entries, especially compared to my longform, article-oriented blog Random Thoughts.

Enjoy!

---Gene Nash
http//genenash.com/